We interrupt our regularly analytical post to bring you…

I’m mulling over the content of a real post right now, so, in the mean time, here’s a little something for your entertainment, courteously stolen from Greenwoman:

 

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)

Duncan EX
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)

Chocolate peanut butter Oatmeal chocolate chip (if I were a gangsta, I think I’d beat me up)

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)

J-Mal

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Green Phoenix

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Erin Johnstown

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Mal-Je

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

The Blue Water

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)

Tom Norman

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)

Jasmine Mint

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )

Ellen John

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)

Essay Ellsworth

12. SPY NAME/BOND GIRL: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)

Autumn Orchid

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”)

Raspberry Jeanie

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)

Oatmeal Willow

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”)

The Reading Rain Tour (flashing back to ‘reading rainbow’ days…)